Based on the Jurgen Leitner meme. Harlan we love this horrid villain and wouldnt have him any other way. Fanmade with love

I’m 10,000,00% confused as to how the hell-disco not a single person has mentioned
what a absolute shithead W*llace L*rson is

and how SO MANY of you just TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE HES SOME UWU SWEETHEART

CAn you seriously FUCKIGN LOOK AT ME and tell me
he isnt the most BLATANT INSULT TO HUMANITY THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER HAS THE DISPLEASURE OF BIRTHING?

Look I know he's Southern or whatever but I can't fucking stand W*llace L*rson.

Why does he think he's so fucking special?
Because he's elderly?

Fucking asshole has done nothing but sit around and be a god damned capitalist
and for WHAT?

what makes him think he can go around acting all smug and haughty because he what-
slept with a god???

I bet the God didn't even like it

I bet that God was so thoroughly disappointed it had to go to fucking therapy after.

I bet that god immediately left the room
in DISGUST and SHAME.

See that sick ass wolf over there??? thats me. coming for larson.
He better be scared

I can't believe there are actual FANS of L*rson out there

that bastardization of a man is the epitome of grease and black mold.

no wait no that's not it because at least black mold doesn't ACTIVELY try and kill children
it just sits around and HAPPENS to kill a child-

L*rson is a thousand times worse than that

L*rson isn't black mold he's a fucking mangey-ass coyote
that thinks it's big shit just because it has a shiny rock and some coins up its ass.

His daughter deserved better
and i WISH arthur was able to break 98% of L*rsons bones.

“Oh but arthur shouldnt project his issues onto other-”

FUCK THAT LOGIC

it would be ONE thing if arthur WASNT MY BABYGIRL
but he fucking is
and I need him to go apeshit on the fleshsuit imposter that is the vague form of a homosapien.

fuck W*llace L*rson and everything he's ever fucking done with his pathetic extended life warrantee.

The only GOOD THING going for him is hes not homophobic cause how could be have you HEARD him talk?

If I was able to manifest all my disdain for that country bastard into a cure for covid-19
I’d also cure cancer.
And dementia.
Cancer and dimentia are very serious and horrible
moreso than L*rson ill admit it

It’s astounding how much his cocky attitude replaces my brain cells with uncooked lima beans.

“Oh teehee lets infiltrate a cult of rich fucks and take it over haha how sexy of me”

yeah no. it fucking aint.

“Oh Imma be so cool and villanious and plan a whole nerd ass monologue
about how my long time crush arthur lester should join me on the dark side”

get FUCKED l*rson

you dont get to say SHIT i hope you baked a fucking red velvet cake and carefully iced it
after giddily waiting for it to cool in the fridge
only for arthur to IGNORE YOUR ASS.

And don't get me started on him being a goddamned furry
as if being a capitalist wasn't enough.

Why do you have a big buff anthro wholesome sweetiepie cow-boy walking around huh?

HUH?

I can't even begin to describe how HORRIFICALLY SUS THAT IS.
WHAT DOES HE NEED A BARA FURRY FOR?

_{(for you uncultured freaks a BARA is a BIG BEEFCAKE OF A MAN)}

Actually no cause all the fucking entites he collects like pokemon are ALL sus
L*RSON YOU FREAK OF NATURE
what human men arent enough for you?????

Invisible tentacle hivemind loving mistake thats WHAT YOU ARE.

Anyway fuck this shit.
Im going to listen to coda AND part 40
where there is an ACTUAL loveable villain

because NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY CLASS OR TASTE.

THE REAL BABYGIRL SEXYMAN IS KAYNE AND YALL ARE SLEEPING ON HIM.